For centuries, philosophers and theologians have been pondering about the meaning of life and our purpose on Earth. But, if you ask biology, the answer is there, and it’s pretty simple. Our only purpose is to survive and extend our species. While this might sound underwhelming, that’s the truth.
The way we fulfill our purpose is by eating (keeping ourselves healthy) and reproducing. When we’re not doing either, we’re thinking about them.
When you think about it, we’ve been the most creative and versatile when it comes to making up dishes. But, sex-related innovations have not lagged behind.
Today, we’ll talk about one such innovation: sex machines. Let’s discuss what they are and how you can use them!
Sex machine: What is it?
In China, archeologists have dug up an aristocrat’s tomb that dates back some two thousand years ago. In the tomb, they’ve found a bronze dildo with a ring at the base. That’s probably the oldest sex toy we know of. In Ancient Greece, they used to fashion bread into dildos and use them on themselves. As you can see, sex toys and sex innovations are as old as people.
Obviously, fuck machines are not that old for obvious reasons. The first sex machine (i.e., mechanical sex device) was invented in 1869 by Dr. George Taylor. He believed unreleased “female semen” would infect their blood and cause hysteria. That’s why unmarried women would go to Dr. Taylor to have their treatment of vaginal stimulation. Back then, as you can imagine, it looked more like a torture chamber than a kinky device.
Today, sex machines are more compact. Pretty much any sex toy that uses motorized force to move is a sex machine. Many of these are homemade machines where people mix a sex toy with an actual machine. That’s why nowadays you can walk into someone’s garage and find jillsaws, drilldos, fucksaws, etc.
What it’s like to have sex with a machine
We’ve all seen a video or two (or more) where they use a machine to pleasure themselves. Sometimes, it has a BDSM element to it; sometimes, it doesn’t. But each time, it seemed a bit over the top. Well, maybe not just a bit.
It seems extremely intense to use an actual machine to fuck yourself with. When the speed goes too crazy, it also seems dangerous. So how is it, actually?
Like with most sex toys, the first several times you use it, you’ll feel weird about it. You won’t know the right angles, you won’t feel as relaxed, just like dipping your toes in the sea to check for the temperature. The first “mechanical” orgasm will also feel strange and artificial. But, when you get used to it and learn the ropes, you won’t be able to get enough of it!
One thing you’ll enjoy is the fact that you’re not the one who’s doing the thrusting. It’s just like when you’re ticklish — you can’t do it on your own. With a machine, you’ll be able to fully focus on enjoying the action. Additionally, it will be more pleasurable as you’re not the one who’s doing the movement, and you can’t expect what’s going to happen.
Furthermore, machines can achieve speeds you can’t. As the speed builds up, so will your desire to orgasm. By the time you’re ready to climax, you’ll have a feeling as if you’re going to explode. And you will!
Why use a sex machine in the first place?
If you’re one of those people who believe you can go too far with sexual exploration, you’ll probably draw the line here. Sex machines take things up to a level many are not comfortable with. But those who do use them, why do they do it? Let’s take a quick look!
You’re the boss
Maybe you can’t control people in your life, but you can definitely control your machine. Sex machines never get a headache. They also never ask for attention and don’t have desires that don’t match with yours.
You can plug them in whenever you feel like it, have as many orgasms as you want, and turn them off for the next time you want to have some fun. You’re in total control of every interaction.
Curiosity
In this case, curiosity jacked the cat off! It’s an intriguing thing to see a sex machine perform its magic on a human body. These toys come with a price, so not everyone can afford them. Also, the videos these machines star in are pretty wild. That’s what makes these machines almost taboo, and people pay top dollar just to see them in action.
They are powerful
If we’re talking about the physics of it, no man in this world can beat a fuck machine. First of all, machines last as long as there’s electricity, while men don’t. Also, they can’t be as powerful. Some of these puppies can reach more than 200 thrusts per minute. So, when it comes to power, it’s a no-contest.
Types of sex machines
When you decide on a machine, you have to take into account what it does and how big it is. Obviously, the more expensive it is, the more functionalities it comes with. Also, some of these machines are quite bulky, so you have to think about storage. We’ll now cover three common sex machines.
Thrusters
You can imagine what these machines are just by their names. Depending on the model, thrusters can be handheld devices, or they can come with a whole stand. Essentially, thrusters are dildos with a motor inside them that does the job for you.
As they thrust up and down, some of them can also bend to reach all those love corners inside you. The number of thrusts varies from 140 to 200+ per minute.
Saddlers
Another popular type is a saddler. If you’re a fan of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,” a saddler is basically Mac’s Ass Pounder 4000. It’s a seat (most commonly fashioned into a saddle) with a dildo on top. You sit on it, press play, and turn your eyes inside out! They can thrust or pulsate, depending on your choice.
Depending on the model, these can get quite chunky, so make sure you have a place to store them. If you want one, you’re looking at prices of around $1,000.
Strokers
Finally, we have strokers. These are for you folks with dicks. You put it on your penis and turn it on to stroke you. You can set different stroking speeds, vibration types, and grip intensities. It’s a versatile toy that’s easy to clean and is the cheapest of the three.