David is: an attorney, sometimes author, lifelong Fantasy fan. Born in the Midwest, escaped to San Francisco. Got a cat, thin rimmed glasses, developed a distaste for craft beer and irony. Disillusioned man. Prone to exaggerations: inventive without creativity. Enjoys grammar, but like a bad cook, burns it. Verbs nouns, occasionally. Recently published in Women in Practical Armor. Appreciates books that showcase women with protected cleavage.